An international network of/for intelligent organisms
So you want slime?
I can give you slime. I'll post physarum to anyone anywhere free of charge.
"Free?" you say, surely that's too good to be true?
Indeed it is, I said free of charge, not actually free. This is the slime mould collective, lone oat flakes do not get visited by physarum fairy. You must prove your worth if you want to join and engage with the network. Assimilation doesn't hurt, we promise and you might like it.
Tell us why you want the slime, what are your hopes and fears for slimekind? Where do you you see your slime in five years time?
A paragraph, a short story, maybe a few lines of verse, how about an expressive dance? We don't mind we just want you to communicate.
In return we will let you have your very own slime sent discreetly in a plain envelope - your friends and family need never know!
Lions mane and pearl oyster right now, just starting out though so we'll see how it goes. Any tips for a noob? I've heard that physarum tastes like dirty moss, didn't know there were edible slime molds though, I'll definitely look into those. We're planning on getting turkey tails and chicken of the woods next. Never tried the chicken of the woods before, but I hear they taste just like chicken (but then again what doesn't?).