So how do we use slime for evil instead of good?

We're all aware of how great slime moulds are and how they inspire artists, scientists and nutters to perform great deeds.

But we're neglecting the darker side of life, how might an evil genius make use of slime to take over the world, or just create general mischief?

I'm sure there are creative minds out there that have Machiavellian leanings, let's hear from them!

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    Gaspard Bébié-Valérian

    That's absolutely awesome. I'm currently working on physarum not being a case solver but an issue generator. I plan to use a ouija board for that purpose.
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      Eleanor Relf

      I wish this forum had 'laugh' emojis... and 'Machiavellian cackle' emojis.

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        RyChu

        Change slime mold spores so that they are carried around more easily... won't harm anybody but it would contaminate everything and be incredibly annoying (or fun depending on which perspective you take).